I once had a guy tell me, “Wow, you actually look good for once,” when I wore makeup to school for the first time that semester.
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I once had a guy (one of my best friends at the time) tell me, after tickling me, that the reason I was ticklish was because ticklish people ‘had never had good sex’ but he was willing to change that for me.
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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX
SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD
THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
THIS IS REALLY GOOD
"I want a plus-sized princess!"
"I want a princess who can’t sing!"
"I want a princess who can fight!"
"I want a non-traditional princess!"
In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
|boy:||i hate being poor|
|grandpa:||were going to the fun factory|
|mr chocolate:||hello naughty children its murder time|
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
Tumblr, can you please spread awareness of the riots currently breaking out in Glasgow city centre in George Square -
Union supporters have begun rioting in the city waving Union Jacks, saluting Nazis and attacking nationalists.
Absolutely nothing is being reported on BBC News, Sky News or ITV news! Spread the word!
Guys seriously, if you’re out in Glasgow tonight, please be safe and get back to your home asap. I was en route to Sauchiehall St when I heard what was going on in George Sq and ended up turning back. It just isn’t worth risking your safety. Stay in groups and take a taxi home. Avoid the centre and don’t wear a yes badge or saltire.
It’s on the BBC now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-29288249
disappointed that there are clashes about this when it’s been relatively peaceful, stay safe!
The BBC article is completely biased. This Buzzfeed article, has the right of it.
It was primarily Unionist supporters and NO voters that were causing the trouble, as evidenced by the photographs.
Don’t let the BBC tell you that it was equal. It wasn’t.